How do you Recognise a Genuine Death Metal Band?
Yeah... How do you recognise a genuine deathmetal band? If you have some pointers please leave a comment. I will start with 5 of my own.1. The vocalist ('singer' in other genres of music) not only growls the lyrics of the song, but announces the next song growling.
"The next song is called...myyyyyyy dyyyyyyiiiinnggggg cellllpphhhhonneee battterrry...grrrrr!!!!!"
2. A drummer is recognised by the speed at which he can play the 'blast beat' and not by his understanding of rhythm and timing.
They even have a new concept called 'hyper blast beat' which is faster than the 'blast beat'. As the genre progresses over the next few years we will come across more beats like 'RDX beat','Nuclear blast beat - with controlled chain reactions'
3. They play 'Brutal Death Metal' and not rock music.
When somebody sitting besides them in the train, seeing their guitar cases,asks them what kinda music they play, they say 'Brutal Death Metal'...even though the guy might look like he never has heard anything other than Michael Jackson in english music.
4.They piss on money
'We are not doing this for the money, we are not doing this for fame. We are doing this for the (100 odd) fans. We are doing this because we love death metal. We piss on money...we piss on the government...we piss on anybody who does a 9-6 job for money'
5. do you want some deathmetal...motherfuckers
When the band comes up on stage, they don't greet the crowd with a 'hello everybody' or a 'how r u?' but say things like 'u motherfucking bastards...do you want to see some bloodshed?' or 'all you motherfuckers out there...do you want some death metal?'....and the crowd cheers back and says 'yeahhhhhh'
posted by gautam at
4:40 PM
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Too smart for me, it burnt a hole in my ass. This will bring the freeflow of shit!
Gautam be prepared for the ultimate bash-up by deathmetalheads, me notwithstanding.
Amen.
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Roy, at
6:53 AM
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