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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Interview #666 - Comrade Lenin

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another wonderful episode of Interview #666. I'm your host Mr.D and as usual tonight we bring to you the best of the latest up and coming artists from the world of obscure rock. It's all good bros.

Let's hear it for the chart toppers in a genre of music that serves to please all, each and every one of you, excluding the American capitalist pigs. They've been ruling the Communist Black Math Metal charts for the last 63 years with their album It Takes Six Americans To Change A Lightbulb, But Only One Chinese Fuse, and
have recently signed a multi-million rice barrel deal with record label Musics For The People, Each And Every One Of Them. Give it up for Comrade Lenin!

*sixteen men dressed alike in asbestos suits approach Mr.D. They shake his hands and sit cross-legged on the floor. One gentleman is still standing, taking pictures of the audience with a Yashica camera*

Hi Comrade Lenin! Can we have one of you introduce the band to the audience and the millions and billions of viewers worldwide.

*one person gets up*
My name is Chang. I am the lead vocalist of this band. There are twelve other people in the band whose names are also Chang. They all play the double bass drums using our one Tama drumkit and 24 sets of pedals. Those gentlemen with the black sheets of paper covering their eyes in defiance of the American hip-hop star custom of wearing sunglasses indoors are the bass players. And the guy with the camera randomly shouts Viva la Revolucion during our live shows. So we brought him along. Gerzhundheit!

Tell us something about your new album.

*one person gets up*
My name is Chang. The new album is a concept album. After the great Samurai showdown in Street Fighter 18, and the Opium War of 1840, we realised that the eastern world was much misunderstood. So we essentially came up with the idea of Die Capitalist Dog Men From The USA We Don't Want Your Gas Guzzling Cars And Your McDonalds Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a move to clear up the misconceptions about eastern-world people. We eat Kenshitzu Fried Chicken Wings as much as anyone does. So why can't they appreciate our music an
d reduce import duties on our inexpensive products like this pocket torch for example. Only 49 cents. Cheap!

Ah! Does it have rechargeable batteries?
*
all 16 snigger*
*white man doesn't know... he he he*

Tell us something about this album cover. It's rather... um... striking.


*one person gets up*
My name is Chang. Chang here came up with the concept for the album cover. He felt that we had to show our loyalty on the outside and the inside. We also wanted to show the white man that the colour red is more than just a sign of our communist agenda, but also a fashionable colour of innerwear.

Finally, do you have any message for your fans.
*
one person gets up*
Viva la Revolucion!

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